Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and he still hasn’t got an oscar
Either way, win or lose,
When you’re born into trouble,
You live the blues,
I’ve been thinking about you, baby.
See: it almost makes me crazy.
Was regularly subjected to satanic ritual abuse by a relative and a group of six upper class devil worshipers for two years from the age of four.